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Why do men prefer blondes Men always from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company

why dont men do laundry cause the from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
why don't men do laundry? cause the washer and dryer don't run on remote control!

Why are men like paper cups Theyre from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable

What do you do if your bank from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
What do you do if your bank account stops working? Throw the guy out of the house.

Which of the following lines will do from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Where do you have to go to from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital.

Why are men like blendersYou need one from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Women dream of world peace a safe from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

Q Why is the book Women Who from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers.

Q Where is the best place in from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Q Did you hear about the new from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

Q What are two reasons why men from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.

If a man says something in the from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking Their conversation from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'"

One day in the Garden of Eden from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above. "Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "What's a 'man', Lord?" "This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about and hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the sack." "Sounds g reat," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "Yeah, well. He's better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick. But, you can have him on one condition." "What's that, Lord?" "You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

How do you scare a man Sneak from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

There are only two four letter words from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: "don't" and "stop".

Men are like animals messy insensitive andpotentially from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

There are a lot of words you from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

One night a wife found her husband from Flashcomment Men jokes Jokes
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped her arm around her husband. "A penny for your thoughts," she said. "It's amazing!" he replied. "I just can't see how anybody can make a crib like that for only $46.50."